请听写出一段视频中的英文台词

这是我刚才听的，中文翻译视频上有，你可以看着视频听，如果有错误还望指正 ^-^
(Good Morning)
Here’s to the crazy ones, the misfits, the rivals, the trouble makers.
The round pecks in the square holes. The ones who see things differently.
They’re not fund of rules, and they have no respect for the status quo.
You can quote them, disagree with them, glorify or vilify them, but the only thing you can not do is ignore them. Because they change things, they push the human race forward. And while some may see them as the crazy ones, we see genius. Because the people who are crazy enough, who think they can change the world are the ones who do.

急需大概4分钟左右的英语对白，简单一些，两个人的对话！！

母亲节时，一孩子去花店买花送给妈妈，于是和售货员发生了以下对话
[A是售货员，B是孩子]:
A:Can
i
help
you?
B:Yes,please.Today
is
Mother's
Day.I
want
to
buy
a
present
for
my
mother,but
i
have
no
idea
what
to
buy.
A:Maybe
you
can
buy
her
some
flowers.
B:Great!But
what
should
i
buy,roses
or
carnations[康乃馨]

求6-8分钟的英语短剧剧本

在Friends里面找呀，很多都是四个人。我们大一就做过。看哪个视频喜欢，就讲哪个咯。要剧本的话，就上可可听网。那里有~

英语话剧剧本（短篇)

英语四人话剧!幽默搞笑的话剧剧本《赖皮孙子糊涂爷爷》

演员:?P:?Pirate-Grandson.?M:?Mother.

F:?Father.?K:?King?-Grandpa.

旁白:?There?are?4?members?in?a?family,?Pirate,?a?7-year-old?naughty?boy.?His?mummy?is?a?beautiful?white-collar?worker.?His?dad,?Andy?Lau?is?a?famous?singer,?and?his?dear?grandpa,?King?is?a?kindly?old?man.?Pirate?loves?his?grandpa?most,?because?King?is?very?spoiling?him.?He?hates?his?parents.?Frankly?speaking,?he?is?afraid?of?them,?Because?they?are?very?strict?with?him.?.

正剧：(P,K出场)

P:?Old?King,?Open?the?TV,?I?want?to?see?Tom?and?Jerry.?I?love?that?mouse.?Quick!?No?time!?I?can’t?wait?another?second.

K:?Oh?dear!?I?nearly?forget?it.?Don’t?worry,?I?open?it?right?now.?(作开电视状)

P:?Ha?Ha!?It’s?really?funny!?Tom?is?so?good!?(作高兴状)搞笑小品

Oh?no!?“The?End!”?Where?is?Tom??I?hate?the?end!?(摔电视机，liuxue86.com作极度气愤状)?Old?King!??(对K吼)

K：Oh,?what?a?pity?dog!?(作左顾右盼状)?Your?parents?are?not?here?,and?we?can?change?another?one?,our?brave?Pirate,?just?tell?me.?I’m?sure?your?demand?will?be?satisfied.?(作充满自信状)

P：Really!?OK!?Now,?let’s?watch?Caribbean?Pirates!

K:?Humm,?No,?it’s?unfit?for?you……?(作犹豫状)

P:?I?just?like?this?film,?Old?King,?you?tell?lies.?You?don’t?keep?your?promise.(作气愤欲泣状)

K;?Oh?yes,?I?play?it?for?you.?(作为难状)?But?please?be?quite,?I’m?afraid?your?parents?wound?not?like?us?doing?these.

P:?Don’t?tell?so?much!?I?have?been?an?adult?man?of?7?years?old.?I?promise?it?to?you.?(作自豪自信状)

K：OK.?(作舒心，安慰状)

P:?Fight?him,?kill?him.?Throw?these?bad?guys?into?the?sea……?(高声喊)

K:?Xu?……..?(作禁声状).?Remember?your?promise,?young?adult?man.

P:?Oh??What?promise??I?have?forgotten?it.?(作天经地义状)

K:?Oh?!?You?are?right(作理解状，因为Pirate一贯如此，出尔反尔)

P:?Old?King.?I?give?you?an?honorable?mission.?(作自豪状)?Be?my?horse,?and?I?will?ride?on?your?back?,?let’s?help?these?people?in?dangerous?situation,?just?like?a?brave?knight.(作勇敢状)

K:?What!?Ride?on?my?back!?Be?your?horse!!(作惊异状)

P:?Yes,?your?hearing?is?very?good,?any?question??(作若无其事状)

K:?No,?No,?sound?a?good?idea!?Very?good!?You?are?a?brave?Pirate.?Now?come?on?my?back.?(作无奈状)

P:?(作高兴状，作跃上马背状)?Hei!?Let’s?go!?Kill?all?those?bad?men.?Quick!?Run?quick!?.......?(意气风发状)

(M,F携手进场):搞笑小品剧本

P:?Oh,?my?god!?Mummy,?Daddy!?(A,D作慌忙状，挡在电视机前)

M:?Dad,?what?are?you?doing!??Naughty?Pirate,?isn’t?your?trick!??(作气愤状)

P:(作阳痿状)?Mummy,?it’s?not?my?fault.?Old?king?let?me?massage?his?back.?Hei?Hei?(作心虚状，以掩饰内心的恐惧)

M:?I?don’t?believe?it.?(作严肃状)?Dad,?isn’t?really?that??(询问K)

K:?Yes,?of?course,?I?can’t?image?a?child?only?5?year?old,?can?massage?so?good.?Oh…….?(释然状，因为圆了我的谎)

M:?Really.?I?don’t?believe?the?litter?pirate?can?massage,?who?taught?him.?(作怀疑状)?Dear,?isn’t?you??

F:?No,?I?haven’t,?but?I?decide?to?enjoy?his?massage?another?day,?Do?you?think?so,?dear?

M:?Yes,?really?a?good?suggestion.

(P，D作惊恐状。A：发抖，D：挥汗)

(P挡着电视怕被M、F发现，K也为P作掩饰)

P:?Mummy,?Do?you?feel?a?little?cold?

K:?Yes,?I?can?feel?it.?(边挥汗边说冷)

M:?No,?it’s?summer.?Really?hot,?do?you?catch?cold?

P:?No,?No,?just?my?feeling.?(更加发抖，一不小心被B看到了电视)

M:?Pirate,?what’s?behind?you??(疑问状)

P:?Oh,?nothing,?nothing!?(作惊恐状)

M:?Move?away?.little?Pirate!?(作气愤状)

P:?Oh?no!?The?storm?will?come.?(捂脸作害怕状)

M:?Caribbean?Pirate!?What’s?a?bad?film!?Little?Pirate!??(气愤状)

P:?Mummy,?I?surrender.?(作投降状)

M:?Daddy?,this?film?is?unfit?for?him?,?it?is?full?of?killing，force?and?negative?passion,?and?it?will?let?him?become?bad?!

K:?I?know?that,?but?I?meat?to?let?him?watch?Tom?and?Jerry?and?he?like?it?very?much.?Yes??Pirate??(想转移话题与Pirate站在同一战线)

P:?Yes,?a?very?clever?mouse?and?a?stupid?cat.?(作博学状)

M:?Dad,?don’t?let?him?watch?so?much?TV,?it?wastes?a?lot?of?time,?and?it?is?bad?for?his?eyesight.?He?may?become?short-sighted.?(诚恳状)

小品：“不差钱”

(2009年中央电视台春节联欢晚会节目)

Got the Money Anyway(舞台上是一个餐厅的背景，写着：“苏格兰情调”。本山大叔穿着中山装，身上背着一串蒜头，手上拿着野鸡，拉着毛毛上场。)

(This short play is set in a restaurant named "Scottish Taste / Feel." Uncle Zhao, in his customary Chinese tunic suit, enters, carrying a string of garlic on his back and a pheasant in hand, with his granddaughter Yadar in tow.)

Uncle Zhao Here we are. 赵本山：到了。

Yadar Here we are. 毛毛： 到了。

Uncle Zhao It's the most expensive restrant in Tieling:苏格兰 调情~~~

赵本山：这就是铁岭最贵的一家饭店。这不，苏格兰调情(tiáo qíng)。 Yadar You got it wrong –苏格兰情调!!

毛毛： 爷爷，你念反了，苏格兰情调(qíng diào)。

Uncle Zhao 情调(qíng diào) All right, . We're gonna have our meal here anyway. 赵本山：啊，情调?就搁这儿吃。

Yadar But it's very expensive. 毛毛： 爷爷，这家老贵的啦。 Uncle Zhao So what? We've got the money, 30,000 yuan. Where's the bag? 赵本山：贵?咱带钱了，带三万多块，那包呢?

Yadar What bag? 毛毛： 我没拿包啊。

Uncle Zhao The yellow one with the money in it.

赵本山：装钱那包，黄包。

Yadar Oh no, I left it on the brick bed. 毛毛： 完了，让我落炕上了。

Uncle Zhao oh,what can I do? I do all this just for you ,how could you forget it! Any money left on you?

赵本山：我说，你这孩子还能办点事吗?!这给你办事，落炕上了还。兜里还有钱吗?

Yadar Let me see... (Fumbling) only 70-plus yuan.

毛毛： 兜里，多少钱哪才?才70多块钱。

Uncle Zhao Here's 400 more.

赵本山：我还有400。行，够了。

Yadar Still not enough. 毛毛： 这也不能够啊。

Uncle Zhao It’s ok. Waiter!

赵本山：哎呀，够不够就这样了。服务员!

中学英语笑话相声视频短片

台词我没法发给你，但你去优酷，搜一个名叫《三好学生》的相声，包您满意！两个大学生创作表演的，应该是山西某大学的。

谁有短一点的英语情景剧

(1)A(衣衫褴褛） B（衣着光鲜） C小花 D小草 E椅子 F新闻记者
B坐在E上吃东西，A一乞丐上前
A：先生，先生，请给我些面包，谢谢，我饿得不行了。
B：（厌恶）让开，让开。（然后便起身离开，这时他的钱包掉到E上头了）
A：先生，先生（A看见后，立即拾起，追上了走远的B）
B：让开，让开啊，我没吃的了，也没钱了（看也不看A，仍自顾自地走了）
C：他真愚蠢啊
D：是啊是啊（D点头附和）
A：可……先生……您听我说……（仍拉着B衣服的后摆）
B：挖，你这人怎么这么讨厌！（还是没有回头看A一眼）
C：椅子啊，你会不会觉得刚刚坐在你身上的人特愚蠢？
E：唉，人总是这么愚蠢啊~~~~
D：是啊是啊
与此同时A与B还在纠缠，这时E终于隐忍不住爆发了。
E：先生！你的钱包丢了！你怎么这么傻啊。
A与B同时回头，看见了那会说话的椅子E，吓昏过去了。这一幕恰巧被经过的F看见了。于是F就报道了这一事件。
F：大家好，我是新闻记者F，今天我看见了一个奇异的现象，一个椅子说话了，两个人被吓昏了，下面我将采访一下被吓昏的两个人。
B：哦，上帝，哦，妈妈。
F：这个人傻了，我们不鸟他了，下面我采访一下另一个人吧，请问你为什么不告诉他，他的钱包丢了？
A：对不起，我不知道“钱包”这个单词怎么讲……
F：通过这一事件，我们可以认识到，掌握一门外语的重要性，以及金钱给人类带来的影响。是吗，椅子？
E：是啊，是啊（E傻傻地拼命点头）
C：唉，人可真愚蠢，椅子也被他们弄傻了。
D：谁让这是一个童话呢……
为了配合马可的英文翻译，所以台词能简单就简单啦。下面是马可的英文翻译。
A:sir,sir,please give me a piece of bread.thank you,sir.I'm hungry to die.
B:get away,get away,dirty man.
A:sir,sir!!
B:run away,please run away.I have no food,and I don't have money,either.
C:hey,xiao D,he is so foolish,isn't he?
D:yes,yes.
A:but....sir....please listen to me.....
B:wa,why are you so disgusting!!
C:hey,chair,do you feel the man sat on you a moment ago is very stupid.
E:ai,pretty flower,do you know,men are always very silly.
D:yes,yes!!
E:sir!you lost your wallet!can't you be more clever?
F:good morning,everybody.I'm a jonrnist F. Today I saw a very weird thing--a chair open her mouth,and two men are frightened to faint.now,I will intenview the two nozzy man.
B:wo,my god,wo,my,mum.
F:I'm sorry to tell you this man has been mad.we needn't take notice of him.let me interview the other man,hello,man,can you tell men why didn't you tell him he lost his wallet?
A:I'm sorry,I don't know how to speak "钱包" in english......
F:dear audience,through this thing we can learn that how improtant it is to mastery a foreign language,and how lagre the money affect us.is that all right,chair?
E:yes,yes.
C:ai,men is so silly.
D:don't believe us,it is just a fairly tale.
刚刚小安告诉我“丢提瑞破特”原来是这样写的duty report……英语老师把班上69个人分成12组，一个组有5到6个人，每周大家坐一块讨论件事情，这周我们就打算做这个小话剧了，下次可能打算写个续集什么的。我就演那台词简单的小花，70604演台词最少的小草，马可可能演那个台词也很少但是却是真正意义上的主角的椅子，我们的续集的情节梗概都准备好了。准备写那个椅子被人们关注后所发生的一系列事情。哈，系列啊，够我们搞到那个英语老师下台了……
(2)英语短剧：The Fox and the Tiger（狐假虎威） 作者: 尚丽娟 T---Tiger F---Fox R---Rabbit B---Bird Fr---Frog B----Bear Tiger: I’m a great tiger. I’m very strong. I’m very brave. I’m the king of the forest.But now I’m very hungry. I must find sth. to eat at once, or I’ll die immediately. Oh, there’s nothing here. And here is nothing, either. Oh, I want to have a rest. (Sleep soundly) Fox: I’m a fox. You can see, I’m pretty and lovely. I’m good at cheating 0and telling lies. Just now I cheated a crew out of a piece of meat. Mm, Mm, Mm. How delicious it is! Tiger: Ah, a fox. A good meal. Ah, a good meal. Fox: Oh, my God! What should I do? Yes, I have a good idea. Yes, a good idea. Hello! Tiger sister! How are you? Tiger: Not so good. I’m very hungry now. I want to eat you. Fox: Oh, my dear! How dare you say that! I’m the king of the forest! I’m the king of the forest! If you want to eat me, I will let you die right now. Tiger: She is the king. She is cheating me. I can’t belive her. I’m the king of the forest here. Fox: If you don’t believe me, just follow me and see who is the king of the forest. Tiger: Ok. Let’s go. Rabbit: I’m a rabbit. I like to eat a turnip. Ah, a big turnip. Oh! It’s too hard. I can’t pull it out. Bird: I’m a bird. Rabbit: Hi! Bird: Hi! What are doing here, Miss Rabbit? Can I help you? Rabbit: Yes, please. Frog: I’m a frog. Hello! What are you doing here? What can I do for you? R&B: Yes, come on! Frog : Ok! I’m coming! Bear: I’m a big brown bear. Hello, everyone! What are you doing here? R,B&F: Come on! Come on! Mr. Bear! You are so strong. Please come here. There is a big turnip. We are all puling it out. Please come and help us. Bear: Ok! I’m coming. Fox: Hello, Bear! Bear: Hi, Fox. Oh, a tiger! (run away) Fox: Hello, Frog! Frog: Hi, Fox. Oh, a tiger! (run away) Fox: Hello, Bird! Bird: Hi, Fox. Oh, a tiger! (run away) Fox: Hello, Rabbit! Rabbit: Hi, Fox. Oh, a tiger! (run away) Fox: Tiger, Now, you see. They are so frightened! They all run away! Tiger: Yes, you are right. It’s true. I’m very sorry. You are the king of the forest. That’s all right. I will run away. He is the king. He is the king. Fox: Wa! There is a big turnip. Now, the turnip belongs to me.
(3)场景：1、中午，一间网吧内乌烟瘴气，几台电脑正传出游戏的声音。 2、教室里摆着一张讲台，几张桌椅，一块活动黑板。快放学了，老师正在讲评考卷，同学们在订正。剧中人物：Tom，boss，Ms.Wu，studentABC…道具：几张桌椅，几台“电脑”，一张讲台，一块活动黑板。 第一幕:（场景一） 一间网吧里，乌烟瘴气，Tom（揉着眼，咳嗽着）坐在游戏机前全神贯注地玩着游戏，游戏机传出游戏激烈的声音。Tom：（手指在键盘上跳跃，两眼注视着屏幕。兴奋地说）Oh,yeah! I win! I’m the winner!Boss：（翘着脚坐在一旁。）Hi,Little kid,time is up,you must stop.Tom：（边咳嗽，边揉揉眼睛，作疲劳状，顾不上回答。）Wait a moment,boss,wait a moment. Let me play for a while. I’ll win this game. Boss：Oh no. Unless you pay me more money.Tom：OK. OK. Please wait a minute,I’ll pay you the money. （继续前全神贯注地玩着游戏。）Tom：（特别兴奋的样子，跳起对着老板兴奋地说）Oh,yeah. I’ve passed this game! I made it.Boss：Congratulations!You beat the computer. But don’t forget to pay me my money.Tom：（边拿起书包背上，边走，边问老板。）How much is it? Boss：Not too much, just twenty yuan!Tom：（作惊讶状）What? Twenty yuan! I don’t have so much money. 转自:文婕工作室191zy.cn 小品剧本/视频Boss：What? You have no money? Why do you play games so long here? （气愤、拍桌子）Tom：（茫然）Have I stayed here for a long time? What time is it?Boss：Of course. It’s half past two now. You know?Tom：（不知所措的样子）Ah, I’ll be late for school. I must go to school now. Please let me go. Could I pay you next time?Boss：Next time? No way. This is the third time! Don’t say too much, take out your money quickly.（伸手要钱，抓住Tom的衣领。）Tom：Sorry,I really haven’t any money now. Look.（作无奈、可怜状，掏出口袋证明没钱。）Boss：（抓住Tom衣领，愤怒地说）You little kid, How dare you owe me the money. I’ll hit you.（Boss抡起大拳向Tom打去，Tom痛苦地哭喊哎呀、哎哟。）Tom：（哀求地说）Don’t hit me, please.Boss：（抢下Tom的书包，恶狠狠地说）OK,leave your schoolbag here. Until you pay me the money.Tom：（抓着书包的一角，哀求地说）Please return me my bag. I must go to school. I can’t have my class without books.Boss：（不耐烦地说）No more excuses, go out. Otherwise, I’ll tell your parents all about it.Tom：（害怕地说）Oh, no. Please don’t tell them.（Tom只好哭着，手揉着通红的眼睛，疲惫、悲伤地走出游戏机室。）第一幕完。 第二幕：（场景二） 教室里，老师在讲评考卷，Tom疲惫地趴在课桌上睡着了。这时放学的铃声响了，师生告别时Tom被惊醒。Students纷纷收拾书包，老师叫住Tom…（其他同学聚在一边讨论考卷，时而看看这边。）Ms.Wu：Hi,Tom. What’s wrong with you? You looks sad today.Tom：Sorry,Ms.Wu. I’m very tired. I’ve got a little cold.Ms.Wu：（关心地说）It seems that you have something in your mind. I was worried about you.Tom：（低着头说）I’m well. Thank you, Ms. Wu.Ms.Wu：（看到桌子上没书。）Where are your books?Tom：（慌慌张张、支支唔唔地回答。）I forgot to take them.Ms.Wu：（进一步关切地询问）Why? Is anything wrong with you these days? Can you tell me? Tom：（慌张地说）Oh,no,no…Ms.Wu：（从文件夹中拿出考卷）Look, this is your paper. I can’t believe this is your mark.Tom：（大吃一惊，愣住，痴痴地说）Oh, Is this my paper? StudentA：（站起来说）Ms. Wu, Tom has been to the net at noon.StudentB：（争着说）He usually goes there recently.StudentC：And he doesn’t usually finish his homeworks.Ms.Wu：（语重心长地说）Oh,I see.（抚摸着Tom的头说）Tom：（抽泣地说）I’m so sorry, Ms. Wu, I am wrong. I’ve cheated you.Ms.Wu：（安慰地说）Little Tom, you’re a good boy. You’re clever, but you are confused by the computer games. Do you know the harm of playing the computer games?StudentA：I know,it’ll make us sink into the net the whole day！StudentB：（指着眼睛说）It is bad for our eyes！ StudentC：And it will affect our study！Ms.Wu：Yes,you are right.（严肃地说）You must correct this weakness, Tom! And put all your heart in the study.Tom：（欲言又止）Yes, but…but I’m afraid I can’t...I…StudentABC：（大家围上来说）Tom, let’s help you.Ms.Wu：Yes,we can help you!Tom：（望着同学和老师感动地说）Thank you, thank you very much! You’re so kind!StudentA：（从书包中拿出书）Tom, this is ,I think you’ll like it.Tom：（接过书，感激地说）Thank you.StudentB：（从书包中拿出磁带）This is my English CD-ROM, you can watch it every day. Here you are. Tom：Thank you. 转自:文婕工作室191zy.cn 小品剧本/视频StudentC：（拍拍Tom的肩膀）Tom, let’s play basketball together after school, OK?Tom：OK!（Tom因感动而流泪。）（这时老师和同学围绕在他身边。）Ms.Wu：（既和蔼又严肃地说）Look,Tom. How kind our classmates are. Don’t go to the net again. Study hard! You can get good mark soon.Tom：（坚决地说）OK, Ms.Wu, I won’t go there any more. I’ll study hard, I want to be a good boy.Ms.Wu：（揽着同学们的肩膀）Yes! Let’s work hard together. And keep off the net. Let’s say to all the children…Ms.Wu ,Tom, StudentABC:（齐声说）Let’s keep off the net together. Let’s be good children.向台下观众鞠躬，谢台。